The Surfsiders -- Sing The Beach Boys Song Book

  Other than the fact that this album features a pre-Velvets Lou Reed, this record is totally useless and a pathetic shamble of Beach Boys classics.  You'd swear these guys were given all the notes, brought in the studio, which probably was a bathroom, without any practice and just told to, "go!! you have twenty minutes!"

Motor Totemist Guild -- Contact With Veils

  I was spending the afternoon at my buddy's place, chewing the fat, smokin' doobs when I notice in his recently bought pile an album, with a big white sticker, DO NOT AIR CULT MUSIC ...it was like a soundtrack to a shittily insane performance art piece by some first year University intellectual rejects so annoyingly bad that we were tearing up with stoned laughter.