Black Flag -- What The ...

  More like What The ... f*ck were you thinking!!!  C'mon Ginn are you that much of a pansy assed sh*thead that you can't just bury the hatchet and join the rest of the band in Flag?  And further, do you think I listened to this piece of crap, don't f*ckin' think so, this waste of talent is up there with The Clash's Cut The Crap and The Velvet Underground's Squeeze, waitta go losers you made one of Rock 'n' Rolls biggest embarrassments!  I'm going to buy the OFF! album right now!

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young -- 4 Way Street

  Ya this album is pretty good ... but lets face the facts it's really just a one way street, if you catch my drift!

The Velvet Underground -- Loaded

  Loaded is as if the Velvets saw where Dylan and The Band were going with Rock 'n' Roll and thought, "wow this is great, lets do our own brand of Americana" ... and dammit that's just what they did a smooth, cool, New Yorked version of pure American music!

Mudhoney -- Superfuzz Bigmuff

  Definitely the undisputed kings of the Seattle sound, these guys should have been the one's to put the scene on the map, and in certain snob circles they were, their mix of loud don't give a sh*t American Hardcore and 70's stoner Blues makes most of their "grunge" contemporaries look like a bunch of ninnies!    

Elton John -- Madman Across The Water

  You know I always had this aversion to liking Elton John, there's just something about his cheesy, "my parents love his music," that I sometimes can't get past.  But you know what, f*ck that sh*t, there might be some corny as hell moments but for the most part this is great example of 70's Classic Rock and c'mon with an opening track like Tiny Dancer how can you go wrong!

David Bowie -- The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars

  I have had this weird Bowie obsession since I was a boy, I always wished he was my dad and I used to call random phone numbers hoping I would get the right one and Bowie would pick up and we'd become best friends.  Ziggy Stardust is the album I relate to the most, when I was 20 I thought I wouldn't last 5 years just like the song and to be honest some of these songs still make me cry like a little teenage girl because I love them so much.

Joy Division -- Closer

  Seriously this album could be used to diagnose depression, just take a patient play them the record if the album makes them feel less alone and understood you've got another unhappy customer on suicide watch ... all joking aside Closer is one of music's timeless masterpieces and totally untouchable.